Thursday, July 30, 2009

Why Kim Kardashian & Chris Brown Are Going To Date

We nicked this from Hollywood Gossip...but who cares?! Following her recent break up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian is a single woman. Months after his pummeling of Rihanna, Chris Brown still hasn't found love. Now, we can't help but wonder if there's a match to be made here. Might the stars be aligning for these lonely stars? If we weigh the pros and cons of a possible Kim Kardashian/Chris Brown relationship, we come across far more pluses to this hook-up than minuses.
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PROS

• Based on the appearance of Kim's recent string of ex-boyfriends - Nick Cannon, Ray J and Bush - Brown fits her dating profile. We'll leave it at that.

• Alliteratively, Chris would fit in perfectly with the Kardashian clan.

• Both Kardashian and Brown share a passion for controversial videos, with the former getting more naked in hers than the latter got in his.

• Neither is working much these days.

• Both are known for body parts that cannot be avoided: Kim's ass, Chris' fists.

CONS

• Brown beat Rihanna into a bloody mess.

So, there you have it. For a long list of reasons, enough to make up for Brown's woman-beating past, Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown would make an ideal couple. We've even picked out their wedding song and first dance already.

Kim Kardashian Can Have Kids!

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has taken to the internet to quash rumours she can't have children - slamming online gossips for "twisting" her words.

Kardashian's fertility has been at the centre of speculation over the last week after she gave an interview to People.com, admitting she would love to adopt.

But the socialite insists subsequent reports claiming she is not able to have her own kids are "totally false".

She writes on her official website, "It's been reported online that I can't have children of my own and that's totally false. I said I would love to have my own children. If I weren't able to then adopting might be an option. How does that translate into I cannot have kids!? If you read anything online saying I can't have children, those are totally false stories. Some media outlets are just taking what I said to People.com and twisting it!"