Thursday, July 30, 2009

Why Kim Kardashian & Chris Brown Are Going To Date

We nicked this from Hollywood Gossip...but who cares?! Following her recent break up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian is a single woman. Months after his pummeling of Rihanna, Chris Brown still hasn't found love. Now, we can't help but wonder if there's a match to be made here. Might the stars be aligning for these lonely stars? If we weigh the pros and cons of a possible Kim Kardashian/Chris Brown relationship, we come across far more pluses to this hook-up than minuses.
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• Based on the appearance of Kim's recent string of ex-boyfriends - Nick Cannon, Ray J and Bush - Brown fits her dating profile. We'll leave it at that.

• Alliteratively, Chris would fit in perfectly with the Kardashian clan.

• Both Kardashian and Brown share a passion for controversial videos, with the former getting more naked in hers than the latter got in his.

• Neither is working much these days.

• Both are known for body parts that cannot be avoided: Kim's ass, Chris' fists.


• Brown beat Rihanna into a bloody mess.

So, there you have it. For a long list of reasons, enough to make up for Brown's woman-beating past, Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown would make an ideal couple. We've even picked out their wedding song and first dance already.

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