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PROS
• Based on the appearance of Kim's recent string of ex-boyfriends - Nick Cannon, Ray J and Bush - Brown fits her dating profile. We'll leave it at that.
• Alliteratively, Chris would fit in perfectly with the Kardashian clan.
• Both Kardashian and Brown share a passion for controversial videos, with the former getting more naked in hers than the latter got in his.
• Neither is working much these days.
• Both are known for body parts that cannot be avoided: Kim's ass, Chris' fists.
CONS
• Brown beat Rihanna into a bloody mess.
So, there you have it. For a long list of reasons, enough to make up for Brown's woman-beating past, Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown would make an ideal couple. We've even picked out their wedding song and first dance already.